You've somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.

OCs!

1) Illyia
2) Kalamity/Azar
3) Stryker
4) Rain
5) Anya
6) Laya
7) Jasmine
8) Harmony
9) Chelsea
10) Suki

1.)) The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9(Chelsea) name it, and is 7(Jasmine) bothered by it?
Chelsea: I'm going to call you "Shutthehellup"
Jasmine: You stupid creature shut up!

2.)) 1(Illyia), 4(Rain), 6(Laya) and 8(Harmony) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?
Illyia would be bouncing around barking at everyone trying to get them to play, Rain would probably be looking rather petrified at all the people being around, and then Laya and Harmony would be getting ready to seriously beat poor Illyia.

3.)) 5(Anya) and 10(Suki) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?
Suki would, because she'd eat Anya otherwise D:

4.)) 3(Stryker) and 4(Rain) are invading one anothers personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?
Stryker: Get. out. of. the. way you stupid furball!
Rain: I'm your pack mate, you slug!
Stryker: *bites and starts to maul*
Rain: *fights back*
ME: IF YOU TWO DON'T STOP YOU'RE BOTH GOING OUT THE WINDOW.

5.)) What habit does 8(Harmony) have that might get on 2(Kal)'s nerves?
She's way to full of herself xD

6.)) Who's more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1(Illyia) or 7(Jasmine)?
Illyia would have been belting the lyrics of it before we ever got in the car.

7.)) Would you trust 9(Chelsea) or 10(Suki) to get behind the wheel for a while?
Yeah no. Chelsea's an evil, biotch of a vampire, and then Suki's a nutcase.

8.)) You stop at a gas station and 5(Anya) and 3(Stryker) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?
Well ho hum. If we're talking people food, Anya would make a run for the trail mix, and Stryker would be raiding the beef jerky. But otherwise, Stryker would nom on some rabbits.

9.)) 6(Laya) and 8(Harmony) brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?
Laya and Harmony have a playlist full of rap, hip hop, and pop.

10.)) Who's the more notorious backseat driver, 2(Kalamity) or 10(Suki)?
Probably Kal, since she can't remember her past and doesn't want to forget anything else.

11.)) Which one would end up needing to make a bathroom break, 3(Stryker) or 9(Chelsea)?
Stryker: STOP BEFORE I BURST! THE RAIN'S MAKING IT HARD TO CONCENTRATE.

12.)) 8(Harmony) and 1(Illyia) end up fighting, but what about?
....You're kidding right? Illyia would end up mauling Harmony with kindness instead of mauling her out of violence. ;-;

13.)) The van gets a flat tire. Which team would you trust to change it, 7(Jasmine) and 4(Rain) or 10(Suki) and 6(Laya)?
Well, since Suki's only a dog and Laya's a werewolf, them two. Laya would change the tire, find out Suki sabotaged it, and then beat the snozz out of Suki for doing that.

14.)) You hear crying from the back seat and it turns out that 8(Harmony) hit their head on something. Who would help them, 7(Jasmine) or 9(Chelsea)?
Jazz. Chelsea would just eat her.

15.)) A porno magazine is found by 6(Laya) and 2(Kalamity) under one of the seats, what do they do with it?
Laya: WTH IS THIS SHIT? ARE YOU KIDDING?
Kalamity: what in the name of Karrash...? WHO DID IT?

16.)) Only 5(Anya) and 8(Harmony) thought to bring cell phones, which would let you use one?
Either one would, because they both like to give things over as long as they get them back.

17.)) The van gets pulled over by a police officer, who would be more diplomatic 1(Illyia) or 10(Suki)?
Illyia: (all of this is said in one breath) OFFICER PLEASE LET US GO I WANNA PLAY WHEN WE GET BACK OUT AND I CAN'T PLAY IN THIS CROWDED CAR I SWEAR I WON'T LET ANYONE SPEED AGAIN I'LL SIT ON THEIR HEADS IF THEY DO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE!
Suki: *starts rabidly biting at the windows*

18.)) 6(Laya) brought video games along and 9(chelsea) wants to play, would they let them or not?
Oh hellz no. Laya would be ready to rip Chelsea apart.

19.)) 2(Kalamity) and 3(Stryker) fell asleep next to 5(Anya), trapping them in place. What do they do?
She'd politely wake them up and move so they could fall back asleep.

20.)) 6(Laya) gets a hold 7(Jasmine)'s journal or diary, how do they react to this?
Jasmine: PLEASE GIVE IT BACK THAT HAS ALL OF MY THOUGHTS IN IT *burst into tears*

21.)) 9(Chelsea), 3(Stryker), 7(Jasmine), 4(Rain), and 8(Harmony) have to chose whose going to sitting in the trunk for a bit. Who do they choose?
Well Chelsea would be tying everyone into enemies against each other, Rain and Stryker would be shocking the dog crap out of anyone who tried, and Jasmine would be gone in a second. So harmony.

22.)) A raccoon seems to have found a way into the van and everyone gets out. Who takes care of it?
Rain and Stryker would probably nom on it.

23.)) 7(Jasmine) pukes on 2(Kalamity).
Jasmine: Oh mi god i'm sorry!
Kalamity: GET IT THE HELL OFF ME.

24.)) 4(Rain) gets bored. What do they do to entertain themself?
She'd start shocking the crap out of everyone else for fun.

25.)) 6(Laya) decides to stab 7(Jasmine).
Oh good god it would be on.

26.)) After a few hours everyone realizes 1(Illyia) is missing.
Kalamity: WHY CAN'T ILLYIA COME BACK? SHE WAS MY FRIEND!
Stryker: Wtf who ate her?
Rain: Oh well.
Anya: Wasn't me
Laya: *shrug*
Jasmine: Wasn't me that's nasty
Harmony: *wipes blood from corner of mouth*
Chelsea: *stares at Harmony*
S7uki: I WANNA PIECE DANG YOU.

27.)) Your lost and can't find anyone to give good directions. What does 3(Stryker) and 8(Harmony) do?
Stryker would use a lightning bolt to help guide them, and then Harmony would sit there and freak out about it.

28.)) The driver gets tired of the group and walks off with the keys. What happens?
Suki would maul them without a thought.

29.)) You've seem to lost another member but the van is working now. But 7(Jasmine) is angry. Why?
Because they left without telling her.

30.)) You've managed to get to your destination.
Illyia: YAY PLAYTIME!
Kal: *tackles Illyia and starts messing around*
Stryker: *disappears into firefly form*
Rain: *sleeps*
Anya: Holy crow I never thought it was going to take that long.
Laya: Yippe!
Jasmine: Why can't it be longer?
Harmony: Finally! No more vampires
Chelsea: *glares at Harmony* You freak.
Suki: